Overlooked to Overbooked.
We don’t make you sound good; we make you SELL good (or well, if you’re a grammar nerd.)
"Erica is simply the best copywriter I have ever worked with. She is lightning fast, responsive, friendly, and completely understood my vision (maybe even better than I did)"
Nicki B.
Embrace Pet Insurance
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- Escape the cut-and-paste strategies
- Copy that goes from ignored to adored
- Make your message the one they can't forget
You're not boring.
Your copy is.
Stop! Drop! And roll your eyes at the sight of corporate blah blah.
With Hijaq (yes, like Hijack – but without the criminal charges), we escort your brand’s jargon to the nearest exit and make room for punchy, personality-packed copy that HIJAQs your dream client’s attention.
When was the last time someone said: “Man, I love how this brand talks about synergy.”?
(Never. The answer is never.)
The "Where Did All My Customers Go?" Panic
You’ve seen it – traffic comes in, hope rises, and then… poof! They vanish like a compliment in a room full of narcissists.
It’s not you. It’s your copy.
The "Elusive (Low) Conversions" Conundrum
You’ve tried everything—templates, “proven” formulas, even praying to the Google gods. Like catching smoke with a net.
You’re so close yet so far.
The "My Copy Sounds Like a Robot Wrote It" Syndrome
We aren’t anti-AI (in fact we LOVE the human + AI power couple) – we are just anti-bland-content.
It’s like showing up to a costume party dressed as “Person.”
But now, your business is about to become the stuff of legends.
Or, at least, it'll feel that way when you're rolling in success. Either way, it's a win-win.
FROM DIY DARLINGS TO INDUSTRY ICONS
They came, they saw, they converted.
Investment or Expense? You Decide.
“Five stars cannot do her justice. Erica doesn't just provide a service; she works with you as a trusted business partner to improve your business.”
Dr. Ari Z.,
Business Consultant & Coach
5.0 - Excellent
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“I immediately could tell that she would be perfect for the project because you could see the range of creativity that she could accomplish in her writing.”
Ami F.,
Embrace Pet Insurance
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Use our proven, client-getting copy & sales strategies rooted in science.
No Hail Marys here. (Unless that’s your thing, in which case, we might be able to provide a rosary or two).
...and every other ingenious piece of copy required to sell your vision to the world, we're on it.
Unabashedly, unapologetically ourselves.
We’re pretty much the equivalent of showing up to a black-tie event in a dinosaur costume. Why? Because in the game of business, playing it safe is the riskiest move of all.
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Let's HIJAQ your customer's attention & hold it hostage.
Direct Response Sales Copywriter
This is what happens when the weird turn pro.
- 15+ Years Marketing Experience
- Digital Nomad Chasing WiFi & Sunsets Across the US
- Top 10% of Freelancers (Top Rated) on Upwork
- DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT
Are you our next success story?
We’re the red lipstick of copywriting—bold,
confident, and impossible to ignore.
Jonathan Keys
Startup CEO
Nicki Breth
Client Retention Manager
James Irwin
Startup CEO
Lisa Lawrence
Production Manager
Ami Finster
Email Marketing Manager
The HIJAQ Effect
Captivate
HIJAQ attention with the first line and hold it hostage till the last.
Connect
Forge a bond that turns readers into loyal fans (and buyers).
Convert
Watch as clicks turn into customers, browsers into buyers.
Where words become your most powerful sales tool.
SUCCESS STORY
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FAQs for our new BFFs
Will this really turn my boring copy into a customer-attracting magnet, or is this just another "miracle cure" that'll leave me disappointed and slightly constipated?
Honey, we're not in the business of selling laxatives. Our strategies are proven to HIJAQ your dream client's attention and hold it hostage until they're begging to throw money at you. It's like a magic trick, but without the risk of sawing your assistant in half.
I'm not sure I want my brand to sound like a dinosaur at a black-tie event. Can you make me sound professional and still, you know, not boring?
We get it. You want to be taken seriously, but not so seriously that people start nodding off mid-sentence. We'll help you find the perfect balance between "I mean business" and "I'm not a robot, I swear." It's like walking a tightrope, but with words.
My copy sounds like it was written by a malfunctioning Roomba. Can you help me find my brand's voice without making me sound like a teenage YouTuber?
We'll dig in to uncover your brand's unique personality and infuse it into every word we write. It'll be like your copy went to charm school and came back with a newfound confidence and a killer haircut.
I've tried every template and formula out there, but my conversions are still lower than my self-esteem after a bad Tinder date. Can you really help?
Templates are like off-the-rack suits—sometimes you get lucky but most the time they never quite fit right. We'll tailor our strategies to your specific business, audience, and goals. It's like having a personal stylist for your copy, minus the judgy looks when you admit you haven't done laundry in weeks.
I'm afraid of sounding too sales-y and scaring away potential customers. Can you help me sell without being pushy?
We're not here to make you sound like a used car salesman. We'll craft copy that resonates with your audience and guides them towards a purchase like a gentle, yet persuasive, shepherd. The only hooks used will be the ones we write for your copy.